Assimilate This! was a distro based out of Porland, Oregon, U.S.A.
The distro sold predominantly radical/queer zines along with buttons and handmade items. It was founded by Click Patterson under the name "Radical Conception," and operated by Sassafras Lowrey and Kestryl Cael during the last two years of its existence. It closed around 2006 after Sassafras and Kestryl moved to New York City.